In London, they have “Look Left” and “Look Right” painted on the road at most intersections, to relieve people of the one tiny bit of thinking they have to do when crossing the road.

However… I’m not sure which way to look at this intersection!  Oh no what do I do!

Apparently I look to the rigiht. 

Actually, I do know which way to look; I walk along this road every day and have done every weekday for the last 3 or so years.  In fact, that’s my work in the top right of the picture.

This is becoming one of my most popular sayings already… but you clearly don’t have to have a university degree to work for the City of London Road Painting Division.