So, I’m going to win £90,000,000 on the Euromillions tonight. Awesome. My odds of winning are apparently 1 in 19,068,840… but part of the fun is buying a ticket gives you the right to dream about what you would do with the money if you won. Even at the current exchange rate, where the British Pound is the weakest it has ever been against the New Zealand Dollar in the history of the Dollar, that’s over $200,000,000. Imagine that.

So what will I do with it?

I’d buy this (this would be my runaround):

and this (my summer car for long trips):

Then after buying a few houses in warm places (and also somewhere in Ohakune to be near the snow) I’ll probably spend all the rest of the money travelling round the world first class. Oh how great that will be.

When I win, I don’t want all you lot coming to me asking for money. You can each have £100 which I might double if I’m feeling generous. Aren’t I a nice guy! Nah I’m just kidding. You can each have £150 and I will let you be a passenger in my Audi.